Bear Assed Monkey

strain
autoflower
seeded
editorial

Lean

60/40 indica-leaning hybrid indicasativa

About

3 Bears has been a strain we’ve loved to tinker and tweak with crosses since it was first released; it quickly became a cornerstone of our Artisanal collection.

On paper, you may regard the proposition of a Bear Assed Monkey grow as a combination of two lower-medium sized plants crossed together, as nothing to get your panties in a twist about, but in reality, this hybrid is a wholly different scenario. Bear Assed Monkey is a strain we can easily run out of superlatives to describe; in short, she’s a tremendous addition to the catalogue, creating bulky plants loaded with flowers that would give a cavern's worth of quartz a run for its money.

Bear Assed Monkey gets out of the gates pretty well, and throughout the veg cycle can be grown au-naturel, but will benefit highly from simple leaf tucking every few days paired with very strategic light defoliation. LST can be done successfully but isn’t a requirement to create an even bush of weighty buds. Speaking of weight, she’s definitely a heavyweight. Her effect is STRONG. You might get nicknamed the vet as it’s enough to knock out a small pony or get a bachelor-sized party of novices stoned to the gills. Seasoned tokers should also prick up their ears.

If anyone is looking for evening/night-time stoney meds, a jar of Bear Assed Monkey in your medicine cabinet is not to be missed. Yield is more than decent, 120g+ plants are not uncommon for an experienced hand.

Genetics

Generation: F1
Seed availability: Feminized
Autoflower

Cultivation

Cycle time

70–80 days full run from sprout

Height

50–80 cm

Yield

80–120 g per plant

Lineage

3 Bears OG

4 Assed Monkey

Bear Assed Monkey

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